Where are the horse drawn carriages?

Has anyone noticed there were a lot less horse drawn carriages in the park lately? I keep asking about them but no one seems to know what I'm talking about?? Like there were definitely more horses right? They even forgot the sporty one? of all horses??? Something is up, I can taste it. Is this what "Anime" is?

knowing the park theyre probably gonna replace those horses with gorillas or something tbh. probably some kind of publicity stunt

Gorillas are going to encroach on the banana pudding supply I can't have this happen again I can't I can't

YOU CAN'T LEGALLY OWN A GORILLA WITHOUT THE PROPER LICENSE. I DOUBT PUBLIC PARK WORKERS EVEN MAKE ENOUGH TO AFFORD TO APPLICATION FEES.


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$$$ WANT TO MAKE 6 FIGURES? TRY THIS CRAZY HACK NOW AND TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET!!! $$$

$MAKEMONEYNOW$ wrote:YOU CAN'T LEGALLY OWN A GORILLA WITHOUT THE PROPER LICENSE. I DOUBT PUBLIC PARK WORKERS EVEN MAKE ENOUGH TO AFFORD TO APPLICATION FEES.


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$$$ WANT TO MAKE 6 FIGURES? TRY THIS CRAZY HACK NOW AND TAKE BACK YOUR WALLET!!! $$$

>thinks outside laws apply to the park

LawyerUpWhitegirl wrote:Has anyone noticed there were a lot less horse drawn carriages in the park lately? I keep asking about them but no one seems to know what I'm talking about?? Like there were definitely more horses right? They even forgot the sporty one? of all horses??? Something is up, I can taste it. Is this what "Anime" is?

WAIT THEY'RE GONE??
Dammit I was really hoping to.... NOTHING EVER WORKS OUT RIGHT IN THE END.

Hi! park worker here, lil inside scoop on the horses, our boss made for some advertising to get some more traction in the park, we had to get rid of em last week after this whole mess...any more info dumping here would mess with the NDA we all signed
but if you come by the park sometime i can sell you the documentary i made meet me behind the food truck!

What did Finn want with the horses...?

LawyerUpWhitegirl wrote:What did Finn want with the horses...?

I wanted to surprise the love of my life with a Romantic Horse Drawn Carraige Ride thank you very much

I know a couple guys with a horse costume who are willing to do ANYTHING on short notice for 20 bucks if you need a solution desperately

Alternatively I know a guy with a horse but he's a lot less flexible about what he'll use em for. Still 20 bucks.

🥺🥺🥺 Either would be So Sweet of you to offer!!! I'd prefer the real horse but if that doesn't work out I'll take the guys!

Alright I called in, Dr. Gunch actually turned his horse into a Demon Horse lately (horrifying) so I'll go message the guys and see when they're free and letcha know!